THE BRO CODE!!!!

 

 A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.”

OVERVIEW:-

It is a bro code, applied for everyone, some of them are written by me while others are written by some other experts, more of the codes will come in the future (like this), if you like this blog then press the like button and make a comment which is your favorite code. and let's get started...

Before starting let's first let me answer some of your questions, which I think you may want to ask ( If you have any other questions you feel free to ask in the comments). 

Q1:- What is Bro? 

A1:- A Bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn't want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backward. In short, a bro is a lifelong companion you can trust and will always be there for you unless he's got something else going on. 

Q2:-Who is your Bro?

A2:- Your mailman is a Bro, Your father was once a BRO, and the one who never makes you feel free is your BRO (annoying one). When someone has faithfully upheld one or more of the codes in the BRO CODE, then you may consider him your BRO. WARNING:- Exercise caution when Bringing home a hot chick- your brother may or may not be your BRO. 

Q3:- Can only dudes be BROS?

A3:- You don't need to be a guy to be somebody's BRO, provided you uphold the moral values contained within this sacred canon. when a woman sets a guy up with her friend, she's acting as a BRO. And if she sets him up with other hot friends after knowing that he is already in a relationship, then she's officially his bro... 

THIS BRO CODE WILL HELP YOU TO LIVE A AWESOME LIFE>>>

ARTICLE 1:-

BROS BEFORE HO'S

The bond between 2 men is stronger than the bond b/w a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science. 

ARTICLE 2:-

A BRO IS ALWAYS ENTITLED TO DO SOMETHING STUPID AS LONG AS THE REST OF HIS BROS ARE ALL DOING IT. 

If all other BROS are bunking the lecture then, A BRO must have to bunk the lecture, If all other BROS are committing any Big Prank then, A BRO must have to help them in the same...

ARTICLE 3:-

IF A BRO GETS A DOG, IT MUST BE AT LEAST AS TALL AS HIS KNEE WHEN FULL-GROWN. 

It's a basic requirement. 

ARTICLE 4:-

A BRO NEVER DIVULGES THE EXISTENCE OF THE BRO CODE TO A WOMAN. IT IS A SACRED DOCUMENT NOT TO BE SHARED WITH CHICKS FOR ANY REASON... NO, NOT EVEN FOR GETTING LAID. 

ARTICLE 5:-

WHETHER HE CARES ABOUT SPORTS OR NOT, A BRO CARES ABOUT SPORTS. 

ARTICLE 6:-

A BRO SHALL NOT GET NAKED IN FRONT OF ANY OTHER BROS EVEN IN A GYM LOCKER ROOM. 

If a BRO gets naked in the locker room, all other BROS shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old age: " If a towel drops to the floor, so closed your eyes." 

ARTICLE 7:-

A BRO NEVER ADMITS HE CAN'T DRIVE STICK. EVEN AFTER AN ACCIDENT. 

ARTICLE 8:-

A BRO NEVER SENDS A GREETING CARD TO ANOTHER BRO.

There are no sentiments b/w BROS that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distance of mail, WhatsApp, etc... 

ARTICLE 9:-

SHOULD A BRO LOSE A BODY PART DUE TO AN ACCIDENT OR ILLNESS, HIS FELLOES BROS WILL NOT MAKE LAME JOKES SUCH AS "GIMME THREE!" OR "WOW, QUITTING YOUR JOB LIKE THAT REALLY TOOK A LOT OF BALLS." IT'S STILL A HIGH FIVE AND THAT BRO STILL HAS A LOT OF BALLS...

METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING, OF COURSE. 

ARTICLE 10:-

A BRO WILL DROP WHATEVER HE'S DOING AND RUSH TO HELP HIS BRO DUMP A CHICK. 

It's normal for a bro to get confused and disoriented when dumping a chick. This is when a BRO needs his BRO to remind him that there are plenty of chicks in the ocean and that a breakup need not be hazardous, stressful, or even time-consuming. just jump toward the future for the new chicks. 

advice:-how to dump a chick in just 6 words or less:-

"Cute! You're growing a mustache, too"

"she looks like a younger you"

"sorry I threw out your shoes"

"your sister let me do that".

ARTICLE 11:-

A BRO MAY ASK HIS BRO(S) TO HELP HIM MOVE, BUT ONLY AFTER DISCLOSING AN HONEST ESTIMATE ON BOTH THE TIME COMMITMENT AND THE NUMBER OF LARGE PIECES OF FURNITURE. IF THE BRO HAS VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED EITHER, HIS BROS RETAIN THE RIGHT TO LEAVE HIS POSSESSIONS WHERE THEY ARE-IN MOST CASES, STUCK IN A DOORWAY.

ARTICLE 12:-

BROS DO NOT SHARE DESSERT.

ARTICLE 13:-

ALL BROS SHALL APPOINT ONE OF THEIR BROS HIS WINGMAN.

ARTICLE 14:-

IF A CHICK INQUIRES ABOUT ANOTHER BRO'S SEXUAL AND RELATIONSHIP HISTORY, A BRO SHALL HONOR THE BORDE OF SILENCE AND PLAY DUMB. BETTER TO HAVE WOMEN THINK ALL MEN ARE STUPID THAN TO TELL THE TRUTH. 

ARTICLE 15:-

A BRO NEVER THINKS OF ANYONE(IF SOMEONE IS JUDGING) WHILE DANCING. 

ARTICLE 16:-

A BRO SHOULD BE ABLE, AT ANY TIME, TO RECITE THE FOLLOWING REIGNING CHAMPIONS: CRICKET, WORLD SERIES, AND SINGERS. 

ARTICLE 17:-

A BRO SHALL BE KIND AND COURTEOUS TO HIS CO-WORKERS UNLESS THEY ARE BENEATH HIM ON THE PYRAMID OF SCREAMING.

ARTICLE 18:-

A BRO NEVER COMES IN RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER BRO SISTER. HOWEVER, A BRO SHALL NOT GET ANGRY IF ANOTHER BRO SAYS, "DUDE, YOUR SISTER'S HOT!"

ARTICLE 20:-

A BRO RESPECTS HIS BROS IN THE MILITARY BECAUSE THEY'VE  SELFLESSLY CHOSEN TO DEFEND THE NATION, BUT MORE TO THE POINT, BECAUSE THEY CAN KICK HIS ASS 6 WAYS TO SUNDAY. 

ARTICLE 21:-

A BRO NEVER SHARES OBSERVATIONS ABOUT ANOTHER BRO'S SMOKING-HOT GF. EVEN IF THE BRO WITH THE HOT GF ATTEMPTS TO BAIT THE BRO BY SAYING," SHE'S SMOKING-HOT, HUH?" A BRO SHALL REMAIN SILENT BECAUSE, IN THIS SITUATION, HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD BE BAITING.

ARTICLE 22-:

THERE IS NO LAW THAT PROHIBITS A WOMAN FROM BEING A BRO. 

Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the chick code("if any"). 

QUESTION:- DO CHICKS REALLY HAVE THEIR OWN CODE?

Yes, I am afraid so.

1> A CHICK SHALL NOT SLEEP WITH ANOTHER CHICK'S EX-BF UNLESS SHE DOES.

2>  A CHICK NEVER PAYS FOR ANYTHING, EVER.

3> IF 2 CHICKS GET INTO A FIGHT, THEY SHALL MAKE CATTY REMARKS AND PRETEND TO IGNORE EACH OTHER, RATHER THAN SIMPLY STRIPPING DOWN AND WRESTLING IT OUT.

4>A CHICK MAY GET A PET DOG AS A PET, BUT ONLY IF IT FITS IN HER MAILBOX.

5>IF 2 CHICKS ARE WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT, EACH RETAINS THE RIGHT TO ACCIDENTALLY SPILL A DRINK ON THE OTHER.

6> A CHICK SHALL NOT OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE IN A SAFE MANNER.

ARTICLE 23-:

A BRO DOESN'T LET ANOTHER BRO GET A TATTOO, PARTICULARLY A TATTOO OF A GIRL'S NAME.

The average relationship b/w a man and a woman lasts 83 days. The relationship b/w a man and his skin lasts a lifetime and must be nurtured because as we all know, the skin is the largest and 2nd most important organ a man has.

ARTICLE 26-:

UNLESS HE HAS CHILDREN, A BRO SHALL NOT WEAR ANYTHING ON A BELT CLIP.

ARTICLE 27

A BRO NEVER REMOVES HIS SHIRT IN FRONT OF OTHER BROS, UNLESS AT A RESORT POOL OR THE BEACH.

ARTICLE 28:-

IF 2 BROS DECIDED TO CATCH A MOVIE TOGETHER, THEY MAY NOT ATTEND A SCREENING THAT BEGINS AFTER 4:40pm. ALSO, DESPITE THE COST SAVINGS, THEY SHALL NOT SPLIT A TUB OF POPCORN, CHOOSING INSTEAD TO PROCURE INDIVIDUAL BAGS.

ARTICLE 29:-

A BRO DOESN'T COMPARISON SHOP.

ARTICLE 30:-

(IT'S VERY IMPORTANT):- A BRO WILL, IN A TIMELY MANNER, ALERT HIS BRO TO THE EXISTENCE OF A GIRL FIGHT. 

A BRO must, in a timely manner, communicate the possibility of fisticuffs b/w 2 humans of the female variety(hence"girl fight"), in an effort to make it possible and probable that another BRO and BROS  can partake in observation. 

CONCLUSION:-

There are many of the codes still left which I will cover in future blogs so stay tuned, and make new BROS till then. and keep reading and sharing my blogs. 

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