THE BRO CODE: THE RULES CONTINUES!!

 

OVERVIEW:- 

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    ARTICLE 31:-

WHEN ON THE PROWL. A BRO HITS ON THE HOTTEST CHICK FIRST BECAUSE YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.

ARTICLE 32:-

A BRO DOESN'T ALLOW ANOTHER BROTHER TO GET MARRIED UNTIL HE'S AT LEAST 30.

ARTICLE 33:-

WHEN IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM, A BRO 

1) STARES STRAIGHT AHEAD WHEN USING THE URINAL.

2) MAKES THE OBLIGATORY COMMENT," WHAT IS THIS, A CHICKS RESTROOM?" IF THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 DUDES WAITING TO PEE, AND

3) ATTEMPTS TO SHOOT HIS PAPER TOWEL INTO THE TRASH  CAN LIKE A BASKETBALL... REBOUNDING IS OPTIONAL.

ARTICLE 34:- 

BROS CANNOT MAKE EYE CONTACT DURING A DEVIL'S THREEWAY.

ARTICLE 35:-

A BRO NEVER RENTS A CHICK FLICK.

ARTICLE 36:-

A BRO IS UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO OPEN A DOOR FOR ANYONE. IF WOMEN INSIST ON HAVING THEIR OWN PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL LEAGUE, THEN THEY CAN OPEN THEIR OWN DOORS. HONESTLY, THEY'RE NOT THAT HEAVY.

ARTICLE 37:-

EVEN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH A BRO NEVER PUNCHES ANOTHER BRO IN THE GROIN.

ARTICLE 38:-

WHEN A BRO GETS A CHICK'S NUMBER, HE WAITS AT LEAST 96 HRS BEFORE CALLING HER.

ARTICLE 39:-

SHOULD  A BRO BECOME STRICKEN WITH ENGAGEMENT, HIS BROS SHALL STAGE AN INTERVENTION AND ATTEMPT TO HEAL HIM. THIS IS MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS " A BACHELOR PARTY".

ARTICLE 40:-

A BRO NEVER CRIES.

ARTICLE 41:-

UPON GREETING ANOTHER BRO, A BRO MAY ENGAGE IN A HIGH FIVE, FIST BUMP, OR BRO HUG, BUT NEVER A FULL EMBRACE. 

ARTICLE 42:-

A BRO LOVES HIS COUNTRY.

ARTICLE 43:-

A BRO NEVER APPLIES SUNSCREEN TO ANOTHER BRO.

ARTICLE 44:

A BRO NEVER WEARS JEANS TO A STRIP CLUB.

Q) WHY A BRO NEVER WEARS JEANS TO A STRIP CLUB?

1) CLOTH POCKETS ARE ROOMIER AND MORE ELASTIC, ALLOWING FOR A THICKER WAD OF CASH.

2) DENIM CLASHES WITH A CLUB'S LEOPARD, ZEBRA, OR OTHER SAFARI ANIMAL MOTIF.

3) ONE WORD, 2 SYLLABLES, 3 HRS IN THE ER: ZIPPER.

4) YOU DON'T FEEL IT AS MUCH ON YOUR KAZOO.

ARTICLE 45:-

SUPPOSE A BRO IS SEATED NEXT TO SOME DUDE WHO'S STUCK IN THE MIDDLE SEAT ON AN AIRPLANE. IN THAT CASE, HE SHALL YIELD HIM ALL OF THERI SHARED ARMREST UNLESS THE DUDE HAS (A) TAKEN HIS SHOES OFF, (B) IS SNORING,(C) MAKES THE BOR GET UP MORE THAN ONCE TO USE THE LAVATORY, OR (D) PURCHASED HEADPHONES AFTER THEY ANNOUNCED THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE IS 27-DRESSES. SEE ARTICLE 35.

ARTICLE 46:-

A BRO NEVER WEARS PINK NOT EVEN IN THE THEATER WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE LIKE BARBIE.

ARTICLE 47:-

A BRO NEVER PUBLICLY REVEALS HOW MANY CHICKS HE'S BANGED.

ARTICLE 48:-

WHEN ASKED," DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?" A BRO SHALL AUTOMATICALLY RESPOND," I GOT IT", WHETHER OR NOT HE'S ACTUALLY GOT IT.

EXCEPTION:- CARRYING AND EXPENSIVE TV, PARALLEL PARKING AND EXPENSIVE CAR, LOADING AN EXPENSIVE TV INTO AN EXPENSIVE CAR.

ARTICLE 49:-

IF A BRO SHOULD ACCIDENTLY STRIKE ANOTHER BRO'S UNDERCARRIAGE WITH HIS ARM WHILE WALKING, BOTH BROS SILENTLY AGREE TO CONTINUE ON AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED. 

ARTICLE 50:-

A BRO CHECKS OUT ANOTHER BRO'S BLIND DATE AND REPORTS BACK WITH A THUMBS-UP OR THUMBS-DOWN.

ARTICLE 51:-

A BRO IS NOT REQUIRED TO REMEMBER ANOTHER BRO'S BIRTHDAY, THOUGH A PHONE CALL EVERY NOW AND AGAIN PROBABLY WOULDN'T KILL HIM.

ARTICLE 52:-

EVEN IN A DROUGHT, A BRO FLUSHES TWICE. 

ARTICLE 53:-

EVEN IN AN EMERGENCY THAT REQUIRES A TOURNIQUET, A BRO NEVER BORROWS FROM OR LENDS CLOTHES TO ANOTHER BRO.  

ARTICLE 54:-

A BRO IS REQUIRED TO ALERT ANOTHER BRO IF THE BRO/CHICK RATIO AT A PARTY FALLS BELOW 1:1. HOWEVER, TO AVOID BROFLATION, A BRO IS ONLY ALLOWED ALERT ONE BRO. FURTHER, A BRI MAY NOT SPECULATE ON THE ANTICIPATED BRO/CHECK RATIO OF A PARTY OR VENUE WITHOUT FIRST DISCLOSING THE PRESENT-TIME OBSERVED RATIO.

ARTICLE 55:-

 A BRO NEVER REVEALS THE SCORE OF A SPORTING EVENT TO ANOTHER BRO UNLESS THAT BRO HAS THRICE CONFIRMED HE WANT TO HEAR IT.

ARTICLE 56:-

A BRO DOESN'T GROW A MUSTACHE.

ARTICLE 57:-

A BRO MUST ALWAYS POST BAIL FOR ANOTHER BRO, UNLESS IT'S OUT OF STATE OR, LIKE, CRAZY EXPENSIVE.

ARTICLE 58:-

A BRO SHALL HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER.

ARTICLE 59:-

IF A BRO, FOR WHATEVER REASON, BECOMES AWARE OF ANOTHER BRO'S ANNIVERSARY WITH A CHICK, HE SHALL ENDEAVOR TO MAKE THAT INFO AVAILABLE TO HIS BRO, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER HE THINKS HIS BRO ALREADY KNOWS. 

ARTICLE 60:-

IN THE EVENT THAT 2 BROS LOCK ON TO THE SAME TARGET, THE BOY WHO CALLS DIBS FIRST HAS DIBS. IF BOTH CALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE BRO WHO COUNTS ALOUD TO TEN THE FASTEST HAS DIBS. IF BOTH ARRIVE AT THE NUMBER 10 AT THE SAME TIME, THE BRO WHO BOUGHT THE LAST ROUND OF DRINKS HAS DIBS. IF THEY HAVEN'T PURCHASED DRINKS YET, THE TALLER OF THE 2 BRO HAS DIBS. IF THEY'RE THE SAME HEIGHT, THE BRO WITH DRY SPELLS HAS DIBS. SHOULD THE DRY SPELL BE EQUAL IN LENGTH, A GAME OF DISCREET BROSHABO SHALL DETERMINE DIBS, PROVIDED THE CHICK IS STILL THERE.  

 

 

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